Welcome to the crazy. (Actually, at the moment, it's rather serious!)

"Hmmm... This one needs no changes!" Zorvan says.
He has the knife.

Lysp ignores everything that just happened, and pouts. "I don't wanna talk if I can't be a dog!" Lysp proceeds to scowl and hold his breath.

"Too bad!" Zorvan giggles, then merges with the Zorvan that comes through the same path that Spreedle took..

Lysp passes out from oxygen deprivation.

Zorvan giggles, his voice suddenly that of a little girl. "Chaos here, Chaos speaking! Is this thing on?!"

Loup shrugs, suppressing his own power. Sitting on the ground, he meditates, having dealt with this sort of thing before. He wants to let Zorvan have his fun.

"Whatever. If you can hear me, please ensure this vessel does not detonate unexpectedly. This is a prerecorded message. Thank you and have a crazy day! Chaos out!" Zorvan speaks like himself after that and returns to plotting. "Hmm... What for you... I Know!" Zorvan wiggles his hands but changes his mind. "No, not that."

"....FUCK!"

Waori turns into a antelope.

Loup cackles. A lot. He seems to be in his best mood in years.

Loup, on the other hand, turns into a Kiwi bird. "There, that evens things out... Ooh! Let's get the others in here and make them play too!" Zorvan, in all lobbies, snaps his fingers, and all those who have entered his realm are in the same lobby. Yes, even Stonepaw.

"GAH!" Mara flails.

Mara turns into a basset hound.

The kiwi bird cackles at the basset hound. Stonepaw takes it in stride, jumping at the antelope. The hunger. The beautiful hunger.

The badger wakes up, and then attempts to leave the room to go to the others.

That's... not how it works. Lysp falls through an elephant onto Mara the Basset Hound.
A purple forcefield blocks Stonepaw, who is turned into a penguin.

Maranka yelps when fallen upon, and tries to teleport away. Woari, on the other hand, runs awaaaay.

Zarkaeloth sighs after realizing that he's not going to stop being ridiculous any time soon.

The Badger song starts playing and a chase scene begins!

James watches all of this for a moment, before his brain explodes from attempting to use logic to explain the occurrences...

Zorvan starts gluing James's heads back together... with a troll's blood as glue. "Best kind of glue."

"Aszerdwazvvvvvv....." James drools out.

James coughs several times, tongue flapping around strangely.