Welcome to the crazy. (Actually, at the moment, it's rather serious!)

Woari sighs in the lobby. "I'm not going to like this, am I?"

"Nope!" Zorvan laughs.

Lysp wraps his tail around Zorvan, hugging him.

And Zorvan squishes like playdoh.

His tail turns into fire, superheating and solidifying the playdoh.

Sadly, this is Zorvan, and physics do not apply. Instead of heating, the fire freezes. "Moving on! Your powers will suppressed for now! Do not eat any potatoes. Add yourself to three, and never say the rule four!"

As Lysp actually is his powers, if that's what you wanna call it, he simply... stops, his tail still around Zorvan.

"HMmm... I'm going to make you... A badger!" Zorvan says, waving his hands. "There, that should even things up a bit." Lysp turns into a badger about half the size of Stonepaw.

Lysp twitches, and attempts to form himself back into his canine form, or any form.

Nothing happens. However, his hands do spurt balloons.

Lysp bends his paws down, popping them, and then lucks up at Zorvan, hissing.

Zorvan laughs. "Do not worry, it is only temporary. And you can talk you know."

Zarkaeloth poofs over to the lobby where shit's happening.

Partway through the poof Zorvan stops him. "Ah, no. You... You need to be a monkey." Zorvan says, turning Zarks into a monkey, wearing a basketball outfit. His number is Infinity. "Feel free to continue now."

Zarkaeloth finishes poofing, then attempts to remove the ridiculous outfit.

Every time he takes it off, there is another one beneath. He also notices that he is actually an Ape. An Orangutan in fact. NOT a monkey.

Zarkaeloth pauses and realizes Holy shit, I'm an Ape, he swiftly attempts to turn half dragon.
Spreedle enters the realm.

His eyes turn blue... Aaaaand he turns into a Platypus.
Spreedle enters the lobby that Zarks used to be in, which is now falling left.

"DAMNIT" Zarkaeloth yells, he attempts to turn full dragon, just for the hell of it, it can't be that bad, right?.

Zarks the platypus turns into a toad.

And he was wrong, Zarkaeloth attempts to breath fire in rage.
Spreedle looks around the lobby.

Zarks the toad formerly known as Zarks the platypus formerly known as Zarks the part dragon breaths flies.
Spreedle falls onto Zarks's flies.

Zarkaeloth calms down and transforms back into his fomer human form now ape form.
Spreedle reaches for his shiny shiny dagger. Yes, two shinies, it's that shiny.