War Torn World - The Paradox

"Okay, let's try again! KITTENS!" They are teleported to Earth. Inside the house of..... TEDD!!!
((MWUAHAHAHAHA!))

"Uh.. Were are we?"

A male and young voice says "You are in the house of TEDD!!!!" Tedd goes down the steps of the basement. "Sorry, had to do that, it was funny. Did the loud voice send you?"
"Yes, I'm Sintena, but you can call be Sin."
Tedd gets a look at her for the first time. He begins drooling immediately "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!"

Shali shuddered. "I'm scared now..." "Me to, lil' sis'." "Hey! Don't call me that!" "I will if I want to." "Baka!"

"No blowing shit up, Baka." Siuan bonked him on the head. "Sorry about that. I'm Siuan, the dark elf is Kunsian, and the bickering kids are Shali and Avelion."

((We're leaving soon, so I can't post.))

((Guess what!? The van was being messed up-ish, and we drove to our non-religious grandparents instead, because our grandfather on this side knows cars better! I HAS INTERNETS!!!!!!!))

"Tedd?" A female voice says, "Are they here?" A 18 year old girl walks down. ((She looks to be around sixteen, though.))
"Come look, Grace. Woah." Tedd yelled.
"Um.... Okay..." Grace replied.
"Sorry, about that. Too pretty, then?" Sin said.

Tedd just continues staring.
"You broke Tedd! HAAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!!" Grace said, and laughed all the way down the stairs.

"No blowing up my Tedd!" Grace says, and kisses him on the cheek. Tedd snaps out of it.
"Sorry. I'll need to scan your forms, of course." He says, grinning.
"Oh no you don't, silly!"
"I'll tone down the pretty, then." Sin's aura of uber-hawtness disappears.

"I'm Grace, shapeshifter, squirrel mostly."
"I'm Tedd, crazy genius."
"I'm Sintena, call me Sin."

"A god!? I wasn't warned about this!!" Tedd says, suprised.

"HEY! I ain't, I'm demon pacted! Siuan's a half demon, and Kunsian is a dark elf. The only mortal is Av'." "Rub it in, why don't cha?" "Not my fault Master didn't tell Nova to offer it to you to!" "You could have asked him to!" "And risk him being angry with me? No thanks!" "CHILDREN! STOP BICKERING!" "WE ARE NOT CHILDREN!" Kunsian face palmed and picked up Cynthia. "Siuan, let them be. You KNOW they'll keep it up all day."

Shali and Av' exchanged looks. "Shall I, dear brother?" "Go right ahead." Shali walked up to Travis and slapped him. "We have defeated dragons before. We helped de2feat a god. Erifas turned to US to free him, Baka."

"We are NOT kids!" Avelion yelled. Shali sighed and sat in a corner, annoyed.

Cynthia managed to get down, and glared up at Safire. "They're Nerifrim. They HATE bring called kids."
((Indignant toddler....))

"No, teenagers."

"They are, by Nerifrim standarts, teenagers."

"Hush, no arguing!" Grace says.
"Ha! They couldn't stop arguing ever!" Sin laughs.

"Gr......" Shali hissed, annoyed. "Why, exactly, didn't I just stay normal?" "Because you have a cru-" "SHUT UP AVELION."

"APPLE!"Sin says, and reads Shali's mind. "Oooh! Someone likes baaaad boooys!" She says in a sing song voice.
"Ooh! Who?! Who?!" Tedd says, grinning.

As he walks, an unknown force brings him back in. "No, no, you have to be in the same house as either Tedd or Grace. Out side you must stay near them." Sin says, grinning evilly. "And Shali, you need better taste, like maybe Safire."