War Torn World - The Paradox

"If you hadn't messed with Shali's age, she wouldn't have been led to get you. Damn it, why do I even bother with gods? She wanted to grow NATURALLY, while she still COULD. Aging her by magic? To her mind, that's worse then RAPE."

"It's still like rape to her! With Neraphrim- Our power depends on our age, damn it! The larger we get, the less power we have! You weakened her, she didn't get to grow naturally, and she couldn't do big magic!" "Avelion, tell one more of our secrets, and I'll cal Master. HE KNOWS ENOUGH. I don't WANT any one knowing my secrets! Stop telling people them!"

Cynthia stood up and glared. Shali quickly, almost afraid that Safire would hurt her.

"Fine. BUt, as I recall, you ALSO have tried to kill Shali before." "Avelion, STOP TALKING. Fine, you want to know my secrets then, Safire? As Neraphrim's bodies age, we lose our power. To have it done to us by magic is worse then raping us. It HURTS us. We can control the wind, we do strange things when we're angry, and we don't like being forced into situations. We tend to live painful lives, and we are emotionally unstable. That enough, bastard?" Shali was angry. Avelion was angry. Cynthia was angry. Kunsian was angry. And Siuan? She was MORE then ngry.

"Omnivores."

"Gah! I'm 4! Can't I just be 12?"

"About two years off, Safire." "How the hell did YOU get here, Feight?"

"One year off...." "Infernal pixy!"

((Here I go again! :Signature evil grin: Get ready for a ride not even the God of Paradox can match. The... god... of...- oops! You don't get to know just yet. ) I'm baaack! And I've got Shali's permission. And an Idea)
A being. A being unknown to all, yet is everywhere. You can see it, look at yourself. But you can't begin to understand. It awakens. Safire's power has finally woken it. The only being that can affect it. It looks, and it sees. What does it see? It sees a lack of itself. It sees. It sees a world. It sees the ship. It thinks. It moves, and as it does, the fabric of reality changes so powerfully, it can be felt in whole different realities. It looks again, and it sees the ship and the planet together. It laughs, and the sound is felt everywhere. "This will be good. You will live. But your movements shall amuse me." It says speaking with the same power but only in the ship. "You will meet my puppet on the planet. Go. Speak with me up close. It is safe. This planet is called... Earth. It is unusual. Enjoy the fun."

((He moved the ship.))

"Bill won't like that" "To fucking bad.... It's a fucking god..."

"A god? No, I'm more of a sentient unthought of natural force. I don't need followers, almost everything follows me without realizing it, anyway." It's puppet, from now on referred to as her, even though it has no body, appeared. She was a hot, very hot, like so hot that even straight girls are attracted to her, as in radiating pure sexiness hot, cat girl. "Hi! He calls me his puppet because he made me, but he's just silly that way. Thanks for waking him up, by the way. It's been so long since I got out. I'm Sintena, but you can call me Sin." She holds out her hand towards Safire. "Ooh, a god! Your so cute! God of Paradox, right? That's actually very close to my master's powers, so it's no wonder that you could affect him. And so strongly!"

((I'm an evil ba****d, aren't I?))

Shali tapped her foot impatiently. "MAKE. ME. 12. AGAIN!"

"Well, are we going to land" Sintena says.

"Make there one of me, and that one 12 years old." Feight snuck over to Safire and tried to steal his shinies.

"I can do that. KITTEN!" Shali turns back to normal at kitten, except her hair on her head is longer and blue.

Shali sighs. "I need TWO of every limb, not one!" Feiht fell. "Ow...... I want shinies!"
((STOP!))

((Time to tone it down, I'm in control now. :Evilgrin: ))
"APPLE!" Shali is once again normal, except she has two tails. and the extra is purple.

"Um... I've got two tails instead of one..."

"Oops! Well, I can never get those right. PURPLE!" Shali is fixed.

"HEY! YOU SHUT UP!" She yelled at the Baka god.

"Shall we land?"

"KITTENS!" Kittens appear around the ship. Sin facepalms. "That was a teleport spell!"

Shali started petting one.