Dragon Rule- The Journey

Sarillan starts attacking the fish.

"Ah, there we go, back to normal!" He said, his voice changing back halfway through.

Sarillan leaves the fish alone, promptly falling asleep.

The fish glow, merging into a silver form, which turns into a badger. Which opens like a box. To reveal a larger badger. This repeats ten times until there is a giant badger. "Hey! Our transport!"

The badger roars, its eyes red, halfway through a sword swing, it stops, its eyes slowly returning to black. "Where in the three am I?" He grumbles, looking around.

"..." Zorvan says, or more like, does not say, "IT TALKS! Wonderful!" He dances!

"I am not a Juvenile! I am your Senior!" He says, the Capitals Evident in his voice. He holds his Offended pose for three seconds, then loses it, laughing like mad!

"I must point out, it's not really my fault!"

The badger stares at them for a minute, then points an enormous broadsword at them. "Someone better tell me what's going on, NOW!" He roars, his eyes flashing red for a moment.

"It's quite simple, actually. You were summoned here magically, by the flying air-breathing fish, which I summoned as an alternative transport to the magic car thing for two people who got killed by a mosquito, the car thing was summoned by Safire, the god of paradox, to take us to a dragon's lair to kill said dragon, because dragons rule this place evilly, and the people wanted the dragon removed so there is a challenge thing. Safire is here because he made a wrong turn from the bath- I mean he's here for the challenge and it's call, I'm here cause it's funny, she's here... because, the monk here is because she won't let him leave and they like each other, and you're here because of all of this!" Zorvan finishes after a single breath. "Oh, and I'm Zorvan!"

"I did not screw up! The fish did this!"

"They were normal fish, not chaos fish! No proper chaos being would summon something so... so... so... Ordinary!"

"Ordinary? That's just cold." Stonepaw lifted an enormous boulder above his head, throwing it thirty feet across the water.

"Ooh, now that is rather nice. Maybe you aren't of order!"

((Remember, as a chaos mage, Ordinary means Of Order, not Normal. Usually. Sometimes.))

Zorvan laughs. " And of course, badgers are indeed wonderful creatures!"

Stonepaw shoved the sword back in its sheath, kneeling in front of them. "I have nearly limitless strength my Lord," he said, looking towards him, then turning towards her, he said: "My, Lady. I am ready to destroy whatever gets in my way." He said, growling, his eyes misting red again.

"What a wonderful sword as well! I have one somewhere, where did I put it?" Zorvan says, floating and looking through his cloak, ending up upside down and still looking, as various objects of varying danger fall out.

Stonepaw pulls his out, burying the tip near Zorvan, its length about how tall he was. "I just want to fight," he said, grinning a little.