War Torn World - The Paradox

"No. I'm just given power by them. Well, actually, it's from my master, but the effects the same." The mouths move closer to him. And then they spit testicles at him.

"Heh. Sorry, but didn't you hear me? I said madmen. As in, insane people. They under my masters control, and there's not a thing you can do about it!" She says, and the mouths disappear, and are replaced with infinite, staring, unblinking eyes.

"Are you really that oblivious?! Hah! This will me easier than I thought!" The eyes continue to stare.

The eyes shift time wise, then to where he would have struck. "Like this shield? A madman on earth thought it up one night."

((Problem with that is, the eyes! The Eyes are watching you!!!))
The eyes once again shift, but this time they turn to mouths.

"Odd." She moves to the left.

"Come on. You're fighting with a salami."

"Heh. I see you in, oh about three seconds." Then, her body falls apart, unraveling, revealing incredible horrors.

((You forget. Her body is made, she can unmake it at will.))

((You're thinking along the wrong lines.))
"Heh." Her voices comes from all around. And then something forms behind him. Something made of metal. Liquid metal. "Heh. Look what I made, she said, No, no look, please! But they ignored her, and she lost her mind, and made this!" She extends her new arms, three of six, they sharpen.

She moves, and a hole in the metal forms where the salami would have hit. "But, it's shiny! Look! Look! LOOK AT IT!" She says, and hundreds of shards of metal fly out, all aimed at Safire.

"Again." She once more falls apart, revealing the horror that created this creature. A little bit away, a new body formed, this one of fire and ice. "My art shall impress. What?! NO!! Then it shall disgust! He spoke, and they did not listen."

"You want to see another one? Then I'll show you one of mine." She falls again, and then reforms as a creature made of pure madness, which happens to be purple, with lots of mouths, teeth, claws, arms, blades, eyes, legs. "This is Theroden."

Theroden turns, and as it turns, it shrinks. It reaches the size of a speck of dust. All that size turns to speed. It moves fast enough to avoid, well, light, fire, anything really.

A new creature forms. It appears to be... an ... Elf?

When you step on the elf, it bounces.

Elf continues to bounce. Now yelling annoying songs at the top of its voice.

It bounces of the edge of that dimension, and is now heading right at Safire's face.

The elf hits the ground, and bounces back... Again.

It's a rubber elf.

"WEEEE!!!!" Elf turns to water, fires put out, and it's back to rubber.

"You have the ghost of a rubber elf. That sucks."

((Lol!))
"Okay. I'm just gonna annoy you to death." Twenty elfs like the last appear. And they're all singing the barney song.

"OOoookaayy...." Then, a giant garden gnome appeared. Then it fell on Safire.

((It's your fault this became silly, you know.))

"Ha ha ha!" Sin starts laughing uncontrollably.

Sin's not in a body at the moment. "Truce?"