Welcome to the crazy. (Actually, at the moment, it's rather serious!)

It continues to inch forwards. "You three should be enough for me to make a proper body again. How very, very.... fortunate."

"You. The brown one. And the Darkling is three." It says, continuing to inch. Inch. Inch. Inch.

A tentacle points at Stonepaw. "That one." Inch inch inchity inch.

((Nope. Sides, that would kill him.))

"Do you think I do not see through your petty tricks, mortal? I have been alive for thousands of years, I know things that would melt your puny mind. Surrender now and I will be quick."

"Me."

"... I mistook lack of intellect for bravery, excuse me." Inch inch inch.

"No."

"You are an annoying mortal. Here. Have a cat." A cat appears in front of her.

She was, rather jarringly, in the same candy cane land that Stonepaw had encountered earlier. "Much better."

"Ah, confused? Good. You're not too bright, are you? No matter. You'll be dinner soon enough." A small rabbit with tentacles for a face says, beside her.

The rabbit didn't react. It also had no softness, no feel, no taste, and no scent. "So you should sit back and relax now. Have some kitties." There are now three kitties somewhere in Candy Cane Land. "They're some where around here."

Again, the bunny does not react and continues to be lacking in sensation. The candy canes, however, are drugged.

The drug begins to paralyze.

"MEOW!" A kitty meows from behind her.

"MEOW!" The kitty shakes it's head to the left, as if indicating for her to go that way.

"MEOW!" The kitty motions more urgently, then running off in that direction.

The cat appears again, meowing insistently.

Kitty dodges with cat awesomeness. "MEOW YOU STUPID PERSON! FOLLOW ME!" it yells, then covers its mouth with a paw, running off.

"MEEOOOOOOW!" The kitty can be heard, still meowing.

The kitty appears in front of her. "STUPID HUMAN! FOLLOW ME NOW OR YOU WILL BE SCRATCHED!"

"HUMAN! I CAT! YOU HUMAN! YOU FOLLOW CAT! YEAH?" Kitty screams.

"A WAY OUT! LEAVE TRAP!" The cat screams, slowly.

Kitty led her to a rather large hole. A blue light shines up through the hole. "HUMAN MUST JUMP FIRST! TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Kitty paws at her legs.

Kitty grabs her leg and climbs up onto her. "Oh no, human, we BOTH go in!"