Welcome to the crazy. (Actually, at the moment, it's rather serious!)

"Sounds fun."

"It is. The badger looks very promising."

"I'm leaning more towards the vampire girl, myself."

"Interesting. Not really much of a vampire fan, after that whole insurrection thing."

"Well, she is part cat."

"Hmm... Bast has been banned from my home,"
He says, laughing.

"Bast always had been like that. But what do you expect? She's Bast."

"Wasn't me that banned her. Sif made it quite clear on that subject."

"Ah. I actually get along with Bast, most of the time. But she still is Bast."

"She kept rubbing against me, so my wife tried to take a battle axe to her."

Geae facepalms. "Bast," she starts, "Is a cat. A godly cat, yes, but still a cat. Of course she'll rub against you." Geae mutters into her hand, shaking her head.

"Yeah, well, you remember how Sif gets. She gets extremely jealous."

"Silly Sif."

"Heh. Makes me feel good."
((STOLE IT!))

"Of course it does."

"You remember that dinner we had, you, Sif, Freya and I?"

"Not really. Mind refreshing my memory?"

"The one where she broke the table..."

"Oh, yes, that one."

"that was so fun."

"I recall her trying to kill me..."

"It wasn't you she was trying to kill. Freya kept flirting with me."

"I felt bad for Freya there, too..."

"Why?"

"Because, if I recall correctly, Sif nearly succeeded. I both adore and fear Sif, you know. Adore her, because she's strong and smart. Fear her, because she could probably kill me..."