Its a... wait, what is that?

Heyoh there! Oh... what do you mean by ... saying you've been here all along? So... you heard me talking? Uh, that IS a tad unfortunate. Would you mind pretending you did not hear anything for the time being, please? that would be very generous of you So here I am! At a forum! In an introduction thread! Time to get the score going and introduce myself!
My name is Ke... *pauses, doublechecks* ... Khunvyel. I've known Sha... *doublechecks* Shadowlady for a few months know and thought to finally drop by at her beloved forum. What would be the worst thing that could happen? I guess that would be not visiting anymore after a while and perhaps constantly gi-... *voice fades to mumble something. For quite a while*
ANYWAYS!
I thought I just give it a shot, perhaps making a character or two, being ruthlessly flamed for nonsensual powerle-... oh wait, that would be the exact opposite of what Shadow expects of me, since she knows how I play. Such a faux pas could get me killed. Or grilled. The latter sounds somehow more disturbing...

So my name is Kh... yes, all good, Khunvyel already, yes. We had that already? Oh.
I started good old fashioned Pen&Paper roleplay when I was 13. That was three years after I started playing guitar and that again was 9 years before I got my first job, which was around a decade ago. Since then, I have participated in RP in varying intensity and time effort, as well as different media, like Chat and forum RP, but also the ultimate experience of LARP. Without my guitar though. Seriously, who would play a character that brings a musical instrument to a battlefield? Watchasaid? Bards? whaddayamean, bards?
So I am a rather serious roleplayer. And with serious I don't mean YOU SHALL NOT HAVE FUN but I mean that I like to put a lot of effort and dedication into my characters. Background, roleplay and game-mechanic wise. I have never lost one to death. NPCs not counting, as NPCs are sometimes just MEANT to die, really.
I am also a notorious conditioner, tinkerer, common sense and logic user, philanthropist (not in the sense of I love everyone, but in the sense of I care for my fellow human beings and believe that meeting people with a friendly face, respect and politeness opens doors previously unknown. If they turn out to be jerks, they can be dropped at any time), paired with a good sense of character. People claim I am a witty guy and (( you have GOT to be kidding me? )) and I really love when I can wrap my gumption around something difficult to solve it. Not that I like solving riddles, the things should serve a purpose and have a meaning. I also like to involve myself with people and sometimes have more of a discussion than I like to have. Not to be self-centered to prove my points, mostly its about giving objective points of view that the participants have yet overlooked. And sometimes, rarely, I am fed up by stupid people and show them how wrong they are by presenting facts tidied up neatly. With caramel flavour.

Oh! Times is up! I have already covered more space than was allocated for me! So I can't even tell everyone about that deal that not even Shadow knows about yet. Isn't that a p... *FWAZTH* *cackling static* *WHITE NOISE* *silence*

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Oh hey there again! I forgot to tell you something! Highly impolite of doing this, I am really really sorry. So;
Goodbye, have a nice evening and see you next time, if my account manages to be still active then and not picked apart by every possible admin in the possible history of possibilities. Good that I have the impromptu improbability drive that takes me home.

*vroomz*

Pee ess; sorry I am not a native english speakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*fades*

*Loud, happy squee followed bye a happy dance* Yaaaaaay! Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi! You already know me welcome to my house of horrors ahem I mean forum.

I saw how long this way, and my A.D.D. kicked in. Welcome to the forum.

*Pokes Shade* Go reeeaaad eet. Eeet is awesome!
"Shadow, you're talking funny again."
Am not!
"Are too."
Y'all are mean!
"We know~."

*Giggles at the word y'all*
NO! I was polite to make up for it, dammit. I have limits, ya know!

...Bah. I will get your attention span up to Shadow Lady lengths!

NEVAR! I will be in class for almost 8 hours tomorrow. I need it for that.

...Tomorrow is Saturday...?

And your point is?

*Blinks, head shake.* Bah! Back on topic! We welcome the Khunvyel and- *Pokes him with his own intro thread*- get him to post!

Read it not like a forum post, but a novel?
And if memory serves me correctly from a previous thread, Shade has classes on weekends too?
But yes Shadow, compared to the average amount of text-per-post, this IS much to digest. Perhaps. A little. Milk helps.

And stop poking me. This is a FORUM not a chat *points down to the chatbox in the index*

But I liiiiike poking people! *Pouts* Besides, no one likes my poor, neglected little chatbox. *Sneefle* It's so lonely! *Pout*
"Shadow, you're doing it again."
Doing what, Liron?
"Being ridiculously silly at a god-awful hour of the night when sane people would be sleeping."
It's only ten.. And stop breaking the forth wall!
"No."

Oh gods, you should NOT have told me to read that....
Yeah, I have class on Saturdays......

That is strange. And why shouldn't I have asked you to read it? It was awesome!

Because now I hate him.

Well, at certain late hours, with certain moods, after certain days, such texts MIGHT be like a tacklehug from the side after having a broken rib. You probably would like it, if not for the pain. Which might explain why he hates me. Wait, what? why hate? :O

*dies a little bytheway and succumbs to machinegunforumchatpostmaniawatchamacallit* If the chat could save the history, it might be worth using. Just like the piratepat chat, you know? That is an awesome thing.
Which I try to dissect and re-use in the future for the Champs forum. I have not said that out loud now, havn't I?
But on a different note, what happened to your story there anyway? Or let me guess, it is going to revamped once all the other projects start?

*browses a little through the forum, pondering, pondering, stops by an RP, ponders* You know... you will totally hate me. You already do, you just don't know it yet. With hugs.

Oh, I already despise you. I'm quick to judge, and too damn stubborn to change my mind.

Wait, what? Why? He's done nothing wrong? *Confused admin* Do you just hate anyone who makes long posts? Because you did this after seeing Nebulis's intro, too... I'm confused?

You did indeed say that out loud, Khunvyel.

Story is on hold until I can get ahold of Syarcuse and Nebulis and everyone else involved and drag them onto the bloody document. With sticks. Lotsa sticks.

I have decided it is impossible to hate you. You make nice, long, beautiful posts that I get to type a lot in response to. I've missed that since my Gaia Online days.

Shade- The hell? Okay, now I'm confused. Judging is bad, mkay? If we want to play the judging game... Don't go there. You won't like it if we go there.

Bah. It is not that I hate those who make long posts. I just hate what they contain.

Its fine, let him be everyone can have a bad day and a dampened mood once. And mind you, I am basically a complete stranger. Known only to you, and with very little peripheral third-party-keyboard-grabbing action also known to you brother.

who, bytheway, has hopefully recovered after bursting his lungs out recently?

I still want to know what he means by seeing the rps, he can tell I will hate him.

That was -me- who lost the lungs! Aqua is fine. Mostly. I think. He may have jumped out my window.

What do you mean by that, Shade? Also, please, do me a favor- Hate as much as you want, but leave it out of IC interactions.

If I am mean to someone, it is BECAUSE I am in character, damn you all.

Wait, what? I'm confused...

Confused about which part?