User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is Peter.
User: No, YOUR name is Peter.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes/.
Cleverbot: What happens when you get stumped?
User: What happens when you get stumped?
Cleverbot: I get lost in the sideways.
User: I get lost in the sideways.
Cleverbot: Oh did you shorten it?
User: Oh, did you shorten it?
Cleverbot: Did I steal what?
User: What is stealing?
Cleverbot: What is steen?
User: Your FACE!
Cleverbot: But you can't see me.
User: Or can I...
Cleverbot: No you can't. I'm a computer. I don't have a face.
User: But Siri has a face...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Siri, the Iphone AI?
Cleverbot: I have one of those.
User: But you are a robot...
Cleverbot: *SIGH* No I'm not.
User: *SIGH* yes you are.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.
User: Wanna sing a song?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have seen AIM.
User: Do you know the song we are young?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why?
User: Lets sing it.
Cleverbot: Who sings it?
User: We will, you start.
Cleverbot: You know you love me.
User: I know, you will make love to me.
Cleverbot: I am not sure how that can be accomplished considering you are a computer program and I am a human.
User: Give me a second I.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Give me a second, I got to get by story straight, my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state.
Cleverbot: I don't know. But I killed you anyway so I'm not sure how you're still talking.
Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:16 am
